hes only seconds old and hes prepared for the world

live long and prosper little dude

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corsetmaid:

my cats are mad at each other omfg cant breathe

when someone changes the topic in a conversation and you had something interesting to say

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

monsterkin:

why are we reblogging a picture of an empty hallway

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oprahs-right-nipple:

when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher 

a-simplelimabean:

so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just 

roughoceans:

I want something to do this summer. Whoever reblogs this by July 1st will get a message from me. I’ll look through your blog, your posts, and anything else I can find. I’ll then write about what I think you’re like, based on your blog. This should be fun. I promise I’ll do everyone.

urbran:

a collection of celebrities amanda bynes has called ugly

nayx:

this is so illegal.  we’re going to get in so much trouble.  you cant just steal all the sand from the beach and replace it with bread crumbs

ofatlantas:

I have two emotions

1. swaggy
2. not swaggy

what if tattoos just randomly appeared on our skin at key points in our lives and we had to figure out what they meant for ourselves

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