Backstreet Boys: What Makes You Different Makes You Beautiful
One Direction: What Makes You Beautiful
Backstreet Boys: It's Gotta Be You
One Direction: Gotta Be You
Backstreet Boys: More Than That
One Direction: More Than This
Backstreet Boys: I Want It That Way
One Direction: I Want
Guys in dress shirts...
With their shirts unbuttoned… And their sleeves rolled up… And a loose tie…
When people keep on following & unfollowing me ..
I feel all betrayed: like what we had was nothing: after realizing you were just used:
tumboner: paging-doctorfaggot: peetas: me laughing without smiling i can’t look away. tears
Normal flirting: Hey babe you're so pretty and sweet.
Me: If you were a potato, you'd be a nice potato.
Mom: I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR ATTITUDE
STOP SCROLLING. I love you and I hope your day is going well. OKAY. CONTINUE.
Just because I'm not suppose to know, doesn't mean...
Simba was walking too slow.
redknitsweater: So I told him to Mufasa. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
fellatios: benefits to dating me you have no competition that’s about it actually but i think it’s a good point
i always like someone more than they like me
beyoncebeytwice: that one kid that always feels the need to shout “cha cha cha” when singing happy birthday
parishillton: when youre stalking someone on facebook and you accidentally like something
That annoying piece of hair that never does what... →
leilockheart: wowfunniestposts: this blog is epic
Teen Girl Problems:
I think my boyfriends cheating on me
OMG she called me a bitch
What skirt do I wear to the party?
Who Should I grind with?
My bestie just kissed my ex
i broke a nail
My Movie won't load
tumblr won't let me post my video
my edit is too bright
i can't find the right position to lay in
whys all my chips gone
i want food
when I'm full: I'm going to eat small meals so I can be skinny this summer, yep.
when I'm hungry: guys like curvy girls YOLO *inhales bag of doritos*
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
Me: You remind me of my Chinese friend
Me: Ug Lee
WHEN YOU’RE AT SCHOOL AND YOU SEE SOMEONE WHO HAS... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.