- a teacher walks into a bar
- guy: can i buy you a drink?
- teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
My socially awkward life
- person: hey
- me: good thanks
if i was a doctor
- hot guy: i sprained my wrist
- me: okay take off your underwear
shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class project on alzheimer’s disease
“somebody that i used to know”
I wonder how many strangers took a picture, with me in the background...