June 2012
- a teacher walks into a bar
- guy: can i buy you a drink?
- teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
My socially awkward life
- person: hey
- me: good thanks
if i was a doctor
- hot guy: i sprained my wrist
- me: okay take off your underwear
My Energy Level
Normally:
The minute I have to start working/studying:
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May 2012
Teacher: "I expect you all to do really well on the test on Monday. You have ALL weekend to study."
Us:
5 new followers on Twitter/Tumblr..
5 new friend requests on Facebook:
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shout out to my friend for picking the most inappropriate background music for her class project on alzheimer’s disease
“somebody that i used to know”
I wonder how many strangers took a picture, with me in the background...





