- Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice.
- Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win..
- Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me.
- me while watching the Olympic gymnastics: I can't even do that in the pool
i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i aint tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area
- baby: *cries*
- everyone: oh you poor sweet thing don't cry you're okay
- me: shut the fuck up take it outside why do people keep having these things
- me: does 5 situps
- me: where are my abs
what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up
When i look back on people that i used to like
- friend: who's the gay looking one from one direction?
- me: you're gonna have to be more specific
Reblog if you want an anonymous confession.
I hate it when i walk into class late and everyone's like