Laughter is the Cheapest Medicine

August 2012

• Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice.
• Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win..
• Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me.

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• me while watching the Olympic gymnastics: I can't even do that in the pool

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tltty:

i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i aint tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area

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Nothing is True: so all you guys are bitching about Tom Daley being hot Um, sorry? I... → n0thingistrue.tumblr.com

n0thingistrue:

so all you guys are bitching about Tom Daley being hot

Um, sorry? I cannot hear you over my JAKE FUCKING DALTON

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• baby: *cries*
• everyone: oh you poor sweet thing don't cry you're okay
• me: shut the fuck up take it outside why do people keep having these things

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• me: does 5 situps
• me: where are my abs

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what if someone called your phone, whispered your url and then hung up

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When i look back on people that i used to like

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July 2012

• friend: who's the gay looking one from one direction?
• me: you're gonna have to be more specific

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Reblog if you want an anonymous confession.

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I hate it when i walk into class late and everyone's like

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princeofdragondildos:

is there a way to sleep and still be on the internet

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